Leave Jensen Huang alone
Recently, Jensen Huang has confessed that he’s been plugging his NVIDIA GPUs into a Chinese motherboard.
The chick turned out to be a Chinese spy who has been appointed by the commies to get state secrets out of the American AI billionaire.
And the whole internet is raining punches on the guy.
The memes are funny, and the feminists are having a field day with their “men are bad” allegations while sharing tales from bad dates they’ve been on with men they chose.
However, I’d like to draw a different line in the sand and say a few words of empathy for the adulterer.
The price of success
I am not condoning cheating on your partner. It is always important to divorce or break up before you play hide the sausage with someone else. What he did was completely disgusting and deplorable and should be shamed publicly for the rest of his life.
What I am saying is that there is no way someone like Jensen Huang doesn’t have a mistress.
Extremely successful businessmen like him are sociopaths and only see the world from a conquistador’s perspective. It’s mostly about how much they can have or accrue throughout their time, and women are simply “objects” for them.
In fact, I am actually surprised that he doesn’t have a few secret families across the world, hidden away from the prying eyes of the mainstream media.
The guy is clearly under a lot of stress. He is constantly travelling around the world to keep the AI hype train going and secure future investments from frontier AI labs.
Being in data-focused meetings with the likes of Sam Altman, Dario Amodei, and Elon Musk is never simple. You must make a strong case for AI so that these narcissists, insecure nerds, will continue to build and train new models, driving the need for your NVIDIA GPUs.
Next are the media appearances. This is where he must come up with clever statements that insinuate the level of disruption AI technologies will have on the world and the economy.
Then, you have the tech events where each investor in Silicon Valley virtually cums in their pants when this dude comes up on the stage and shares how fast and effectively his GPUs can process AI tokens.
Finally, as if all of the above wasn’t enough, he has to suck up to President Trump. He and the other AI tech bros need POTUS to manipulate the stock market as much as possible so the money keeps flowing in while the commoner struggles with inflation and rising utility bills.
All of that takes effort.
Of course, when you are such an important man and people worship the ground you are walking on (at least in his niche), you will certainly think that there is no harm in bumping bills with a woman from an Asian background.
Moreover, the Chinese government played this perfectly as well. They ensured that the new woman was nothing like his wife (physically, at least) and happened to be in the same industry. Jensen definitely felt the novelty factor massively and got even more attracted to her because of her last name.
It’s like “wow, she is different from what I am getting every night, and she has my last name? Man, I got to find out how that forbidden fruit tastes.” Or something like that. I am not a piece of shit cheater, so I wouldn’t exactly know.
Birds of a feather
After becoming an AI billionaire, Jensen started hanging out with the likes of Elon Musk and Donald Trump, who are, for lack of a better word, jerks.
Musk is a known cheater and has multiple baby mamas. There is also evidence of him referring to women as “interchangeable breeders,” which is disgusting on several levels.
Then, we have POTUS, the best America has to offer the world. As we all know, he was a frequent visitor to Epstein’s Island, where all kinds of shit went down. He also made disturbing statements about his own daughter in public, which is sickening.
When your posse consists of these kinds of cunts, it’s quite effortless to picture yourself as a pure-hearted man who has never done anything wrong. And compared to the horrible things these people do repeatedly and justify them in front of the media with a straight face, fucking a Chinese spy who shares your last name is a misdemeanour.
The downstream consequences
There are stories on the internet that reveal that Jensen’s soon-to-be ex-wife pawned her wedding ring or jewelry (don’t quote me on this) to help support the NVIDIA dream.
If that’s true, she must milk the shit out of her and make her way into the “richest women in the world” list. Isn’t it funny that despite all kinds of feminist movements, the wealthiest women on the planet have gotten there through divorce?
Anyway, looks like the CEO of NVIDIA will continue to lead the organization as long as it’s verified that he didn’t divulge any significant trade or national security secrets. I know this for sure because nobody on Epstein’s list has been prosecuted, and adultery is nothing compared to that.
The only thing that will be revealed over time is how much Jensen told his side piece about Trump’s plan for global AI domination and the associated cybersecurity issues during pillow talk.
I guess time will tell.
